Monday, September 18, 2006
firstly...... i got a freaking pay rise!!!!!!!!!! finally! yippee ya ya yippee yippeee yaaaaaaaaa! although it is not much now i won't be jealous of Perlin's pay... hahahhahaahahahahhahahhaa.... (eh. perlin. when free still haven't say.. the rest of ABG.. leave a tag saying when you'll be free ya? i'm free next tuesday and thursday until 230)
anyhow. guess who was in the papers today?!?!?!?!? YUP YUP YUP!!!! my deary charmy! hahaha...
but the thing that was weird is....................... what makes the reporter think that Charm is lian? for one she has never met Charm.... and two.. how can she make such a judgement when she doesn't even know Charm??? hmm..
(for readers who have no clue what a lian is.. [either you've been living under a rock or you don't stay in s'pore] a lian is according to the wikipedia... Ah Lian is a pejorative term commonly given to a certain group of young Chinese girls in Southeast Asia, especially Singapore and Malaysia. These chinese girls, whose age ranging from their adolescent years to late 20s, usually centralised in the busier and more developed cities in the region. They are regarded as bimbos, and are stereotyped as anti-intellectual, superficial, materialistic, and shallow. Ah Lians are commonly stereotyped as having hair dyed in gaudy and bright colours, and attired in fashion mimicking hip-hop culture, although how much of this is true is debatable. Since their male counterpart is the Ah Beng, Ah Lians are also thought of as being excessively flashy and show-offs.
The Ah Lian "culture" is especially prevalant in the secular Chinese educational system schools, typified by their frequent use of vulgarities and appearance in cliques (joined by their male counter parts Ah Bengs).
Ah Lians commonly speak in a kind of hybrid mix of Singlish or Manglish and Chinese, or Chinese-related dialects. It is also common for the grammar from these dialects to cross over English usage, creating English phrases with Chinese grammar.
Charm is like... not even lian lor........ althought admittedly yes.. her hair is blond.. but so? blond hair means lian meh? I think i'm more of a lian than Charm is.. hahaa.. she doesn't even fit the bill of a lian.. she doesn't speak chinese.. let alone hokkien.. she doesn't use vulgarities in any language... she got an A1 for her O level English.. she doesn't smoke doens't drink regularly.. so what makes the freaking reporter think that she's lian? hmmm?
i know the answer. although i think its a very low down method of tricking Charm who trusted her friend although i constantly remind her to be on the lookout for people like you..... it doesn't really matter now.. cuz people who really know and care for Charm will know that she is not an ah lian... and.. now Charmy gets to be a little celebrity and know who her real friends are! hahaha... =) i love you my dear!
oh God. she's two faced. three faced even...so now she's gonna act all oh its not my fault.. i didn' t know..bull shit..
